Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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