So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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