): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.Â
I'm just crazy horny about you
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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