Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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