what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
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I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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