I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
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I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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