there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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