he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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