Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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