he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
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I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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