Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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