...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
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I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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