Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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