Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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