Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
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i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
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well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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