I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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