did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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