Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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