Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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