is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
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Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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