Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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