Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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