are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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