Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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