I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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