I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
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Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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