Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
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I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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