so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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