He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
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He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
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Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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