can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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