I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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