He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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