what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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