god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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