I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
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...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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