i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
