problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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