yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
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I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
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