She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
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Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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