party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
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