You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
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i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
i think im in europe. pls send help
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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