Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
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Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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