is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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