What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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