were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Randomize
