Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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