why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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