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(859): View more from Kentucky

Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks

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(248): View more from Michigan

Either way I should probably pregame on the plane

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jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm

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How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.

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(850): View more from Florida

It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me

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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.

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(802): View more from Vermont

I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.

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