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(647): View more from Ontario

Get out of your relationship and into my pants.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I take back everything I said about communal showers

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(256): View more from Alabama

she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump

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(330): View more from Ohio

i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"

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(661): View more from California

It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often

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