Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Damn victory sex feels great
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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