my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
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Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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