just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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