But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Couch. On fire.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
