In the future we'll all be gay
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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