'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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