He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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