He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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